Wow today went badly quickly. Guess I need to shape up.

uristmcdorf:

seshrat:

seshrat:

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

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this is absolutely what they’ve done

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

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send help

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unclefather:

me, a medicine man back in the 1500s: some mushrooms are poisonous

person: oh my god, how do we know?

me: well you just eat it and see if it’s poisonous

person: but won’t we die???

me:  

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romaniansuggestion:

scarysuggestion:

sinceresuggestion:

poeticsuggestion:

dreamsuggestion:

affectionsuggestions:

coolsuggestion:

amoroussuggestion:

gaysuggestion:

bittersuggestion:

lovelysuggestion:

I hope you get a good night’s sleep

I won’t

suck a dick

suck a heart instead

my heart is broken

shut up hold my hand

i can only hold ur hand in my dreams

write shitty poetry and vagueblog

love yourselves

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girlfriendluvr:

girlfriendluvr:

im yours came on the radio and since jason mraz came out as bi i noticed it doesnt have any pronouns or genders mentioned in the song… bi anthem

jason mraz:  Well open up your mind and see like me
Open up your plans and damn you’re free
Look into your heart and you’ll find love love love love
Listen to the music of the moment people dance and sing
We are just one big family
And it’s our God-forsaken right to be loved loved loved loved loved

me:

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